Why do I Hate Bikes so Much?

Some of you have been asking, "Bobby G why you hate on bikes?"  And my answer is simply, "shut your goddam mouth and mind your own business."

 

Bikesore of the Week - Double the Displeasure

It's bad enough when bike are parked around town, but now we have to look at this bike abomination?  Go back to the drawing board you artsy fixed gear hipster aholes! 

Bikesore of the Week

Picture taken at a train station in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Absolutely disgusting!  You could fit at least 8 cars here!  They should also charge these people the 34 cents it costs to keep their bikes on the property.  Truly an ugly sight and a parking abomination.  Ugh!