Metro Transit Authorities have long tried to curb the tide of death and dismemberment on the roads with paint, blinking lights, and cement to no avail. Citing over 30,000 deaths a year, mostly due to driver neglect, the MTA has looked for options that instill some form of humanity in the hearts and minds of motorists. One Silicon Valley based startup, founded by Stan Arguile, may have just the solution to the city's Vision Zero goals. It's called Humaniti ® and so far the results have been nothing short of remarkable.
|The Humaniti ® system can cover 3 square miles and interact with over 3000 heartless motorists at any given time.|
With Stan's system, motorists experience feelings of humanity while driving through the city. For instance, when a motorists runs a red light they might see their grandmother being utterly destroyed by their very own car. Sometimes people speeding or texting will see their children running to get a ball and find themselves utterly shaken. The system is smart enough to even detect motorists in the crosswalks and experience the annoyance and danger they would be feeling if they were walking. Stan said it even can recognize annoyances like people on extremely loud motorcycles. "I've seen several guys on motorcycles turn off the road screaming 'holy shit I'm a total asshole!'"
|Cheryl, after taking a sharp right turn past some pedestrians, experiences what it would be like to run over her beloved puppy in such a haste. |
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When asked what happens to licensed motorists completely devoid of any humanity at all , Stan replied, "motorist sociopaths typically experience feelings of their own bones cracking or being thrown across the street to the side of the road. The Humaniti ® system will try out all sorts of scenarios until it senses the user emotionally reacts to the crime they're committing." He also noted that, "jackwagons laying on the horn have been reduced 94%."
|Lenny McClayton, sneers at the "F*cking box that makes me feel feelings"|
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Humaniti ® has been piloted in several cities with remarcable results. Vehicle collisions have gone down 75% since their installation. The City of San Francisco saw a huge drop in car ridership and a 250% increase in public transit, walking and cycling. But it has not been without its critics. Motorists have expressed frustration with the new system and they've been asking for higher penalities and even jail time to avoid having to feel the anxiety of driving a two ton vehicle at high velocities in a pedestrian rich environment. "Just give me a ticket or something I can't deal with the potential consequences of my choice to drive my car on the road " one teary eyed motorists explained.
Not only has Stan experienced some criticism, but he's also had several Humaniti ® systems destroyed by neighborhoods that just couldn't deal with the potential consequences they might have due to their own reckless behavior. Stan said this will not stop him, but he might make some tweaks to Humaniti 2.0 ®. "We've been toying with the idea of having the system reward people with a shot of serotonin for driving like decent human beings. You know, the ones that put the lives of others ahead of their own time and convenience?"
|"The Humanit ® system will find anything to distract the driver from the confines of their vehicle and convince them they're still a part of humanity."|