The prototype laser will be replaced with RX232 - 10,000 times stronger than sunlight.
Well folks, the bike weirdos are at it again! This time they plan to put lasers on their bikes for "safety" reasons. Anyone can see this is just a sinister plot is to get rid of all automobile traffic on the roads. It's just a matter of time before these so-called safety lasers churn out charred motorist biscuits with a side of molten metal.