Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Bike Laser Aims to Increase Cyclist Destruction

The prototype laser will be replaced with RX232 - 10,000 times stronger than sunlight.
Well folks, the bike weirdos are at it again!  This time they plan to put lasers on their bikes for "safety" reasons.  Anyone can see this is just a sinister plot is to get rid of all automobile traffic on the roads.  It's just a matter of time before these so-called safety lasers churn out charred motorist biscuits with a side of molten metal. 

"I told you to get out of my bike lane!!!"


  1. Those damn bike-nuts will use it on helpless pedestrians as they zip down the sidewalks. I don't own a car and walk everywhere and cyclists are by far the greatest threat to safety in this city. If they get lasers there will be no stopping them.

  2. Tonight all the mass-holes will be out in force. Can you imagine the horror when they get these lasers? The cops need to stop them NOW before their small minority (2%) takes over the city from real San Franciscans who NEED to drive (98%).